Our earth is flat

I know it’s no derision

I swear! It’s true!

I saw it in television

The planes will kill us

With poison… I envision

Nostradamus said

That he saw it in a vision

People laugh of me on the street

And think that I’m a rube

But they don’t know I’ve got truth

‘Cause I get informed in YouTube

I warn to people

I’m a communicator

Wi-Fi causes cancer

Government conspirator

Reptilians call me

Dangerous agitator

My truth saves the world

I am a benefactor

People laugh of me on the street

And think that I’m a rube

But they don’t know I’ve got truth

‘Cause I get informed in YouTube

I wear my tin foil hat

And get my banner that says: “The end is near”

I’ll save myself

I’m the king of the spat

When I say that we’re no living in a sphere